Expert approved, copywriter quality website copy – minus the expert price tag.
The website audit for the girlies who need something that works better than DIY & website ‘thoughts and prayers,’ but also need something that’s more “the economy sucks” friendly than full, couture, done-for-you website copy.
IT’S NOT JUST YOU:
Writing Your Own Website Copy IS Really, Really Hard.
You could be the best writer in the world and still end up staring at a blank page, back spacing every sentence, second guessing every single word, and trying to shake that question at the back of your mind:
“Is this even good?”
and let’s be real, because
That’s the problem with DIY. It never truly feels finished.
But you don’t always have the budget or the bandwidth to hire a copywriter to write your site for you. (Or, you know, three months to wait for their super-busy waitlist to clear up…)
So right now, you’re stuck with website copy that you know isn’t working (which means you’re burning out on social media, pitching yourself into the void, hoping that will bridge the gap and overcome the total cringe of sharing your URL, and wondering if your site is why you didn’t get the sale…).
And we both know you shouldn’t be doing this much work on a site that isn’t working.
Your website should be the one doing all the hard work, so you don’t have to.
You can’t spend the rest of your life re-writing your website copy.
And you can’t spend the rest of your life waiting until it’s “right” to hit publish – or, wondering why it’s not converting, or if you could be doing more.
So, right now, if you’re:
Overthinking literally every single word
Agonizing over what you should (or shouldn’t) say
Trying to figure out what you’re even supposed to put on a homepage
Rewriting the whole site once a month (and still hating it)
Not getting dream leads, bookings, or sales, even though your offer is great
It’s time for your copy to get a little bit of tailoring.
Because even if you can’t afford a full website re-write yet, or you need to get the site finished, like, yesterday – you’ve just found the website audit that’s going to give you couture level website, minus the price tag – all in just 90 minutes.
“I rewrote my website copy like 5 times and I still wasn’t sure, but your website audit gave me all I needed to go in the right direction and FINALLY launch a website I’m PROUD to share”
“I’m a designer, I’m good with visuals, not with words and I’m a pathological perfectionist over-thinker, so I definitely needed some guidance to improve my writing. Your website audit gave me all I needed to go in the right direction and finally launch a website I’m proud to share, thank you so much!”
Francesca – Founder of The Creative Moka
Introducing
The Rouge Review
$497 USD
The 90 minute website audit that gives you everything you need to stop second guessing your copy, finally feel confident enough to hit publish, and never have to re-write that damned homepage again.
Through a recorded video critique of your full site, you’ll learn what’s holding your site back from converting, why it’s not landing you dream clients and how to fix that, what you should say on each page to get more leads, and everything else you need for an expert level website.
This is designed to get you a better website ASAP, and easily – because everyone deserves to have perfectly tailored, couture copy – custom to them and their goals, and a website that becomes the statement piece in your marketing.
You Deserve Your Own Movie Makeover Montage Moment
Not just some dry, boring audit – this is the part of your brand story where I help you raid the runway closet, walk the streets of NYC in fresh, hot new couture (copy, that is) – and go from forgettable website that impress no one to copy so good even Miranda Presitley would love it.
Because, after this review, you’ll:
Finally be able to stop overthinking your webcopy and suffering through the decision paralysis of not knowing what tf you’re supposed to do next
Understand what’s working with your current website (and what isn’t), as well as the gaps in your messaging and all the little things that are getting in the way of conversions (and make you money !)
Have a clear action plan of exactly what to do next to turn your site into something that does its job (aka: brings in more client inquires, sign ups, and dream leads)
Understand, specifically, what YOU need to change within your messaging – custom to your goals and your audience (and not based on some random blog posts for someone else’s biz)
Get back the free time you were spending trying to write your site to do all the things a successful biz owner should be doing instead (happy hour, brunch, mid month vacations and a BÉIS weekender – you know, the important stuff…)
LET’S TALK SPECIFICs
Here’s exactly what you’ll get in your Rouge Review:
- A 90 minute recorded video review of your full website, delivered by email so you can watch it at your own pace, whenever you need it
- A page by page breakdown of your copy, structure, and messaging so you can finally figure out where the gaps in your marketing are
- A page by page review of your SEO to help you get discovered by the right people
- A full review of your site UX and design (from a conversion stand point)
- Notes, and action steps alongside the recording, so you can follow along and check everything off as you implement
- A couple of extra hot bonuses to help you with SEO and writing your site…👀
- Copy suggestions, from an expert (me, lol) during your review, to help inspire you for any sections that need updates & tailoring
- 30 days of email support following your review, so you can get all the help you need when it comes to updating your copy and implementing the changes
How It Works:
Your Website Shouldn’t Be An Afterthought Or A Waste Of Space – It Should Be The Center Point Of Your Brand That Does All The Heavy Lifting – The Piece The Resistance That Gives You:
Less
- Red flag inquiries and soul destroying “waste of time” discovery calls
- Apologizing profusely for your site before you send people the URL
- Constantly wondering what you’re supposed to do next (and then not doing anything except getting more and more stressed…)
- Never feeling like your site is finished, or ready, or good enough, and never feeling like you’ve done enough
And More
- Client inquiries and booked out calendars from dreamy soulmate leads that you actually want to work with
- Clarity, direction, and excitement for your business once you know what to do next and which ideas are going to connect with your audience
- Confidence on actually hitting publish, and feel like your site if FINALLY ready to go out into the wold
- Time to play tennis in a cute fit, taking advantage of a low season vacation, or doing literally anything else than rewriting your copy, (again)
“I have had audits before and copywriters who have helped me in the past, but Elle really blew me away!”
“She really took the time to understand my brand and delivered a thorough analysis with tangible action steps that I could take right away. Her feedback helped me see some blind spots in my copy, which removed a lot of the confusion and frustration I was feeling.
She is very good at what she does. I highly recommend working with her!”
Laurence Annez – Nutritionist & Health Coach
You Don’t Have To Choose Between ‘Great Copy’ And ‘Affordable’
The Rouge Review is designed to give you specific and actionable steps for a high-converting website, in just 90 minutes, at a ‘the economy sucks’ friendly price – because what you really need? Someone to make your life easier, now.
All you have to do is fill in a questionnaire – and within 72 hours, you’ll have a custom review from me, little miss expert-website-copywriter, walking you through everything your site needs to do what it’s meant to – make you look like the BEST choice to your dream clients, and – do the selling for you.
Two Extra Chic Bonuses To Match Your Website Audit
You’re about to learn that I am not JUST ‘little miss website copywriter’ – I’m also little miss over-deliverer.
So not only are you getting your 90 minute website audit and a strategy plan with your Rouge Review – you’ll also be getting a couple of extras, to make your website just that little bit hotter
Bonus No. 1
An SEO Workshop
Let me tell you a secret – SEO doesn’t have to be as hard as you’ve been made to think it is.
With this workshop, you’ll learn everything you SHOULD be doing on your site to optimize it for SEO – from when, and where to use your keywords on your site – to writing meta descriptions and back end changes you need to make your UX.
Because there’s nothing hotter than high-converting SEO to match your new, high-converting website.
Bonus No. 2
A Resources Page Template
Resources pages are SO underused – but between us – they are one of the most useful pages on a website.
This template will help you quickly, and easily, write your own resources page – from what to include, which sections you need, instructions to help you write each section, and AI prompts to help you when you get stuck.
Because you deserve to have the most stylish resources page ever, to complement your hot new site.
Wondering If Red Is Your Color?
The Rouge Review is the perfect match for you if you:
Want to stay in control of your copy and don’t want to give up your voice, but you need more clarity and direction you to get to your dream site
Need the support of an expert and a professional set of eyes, but you aren’t in the right place to invest in full website copywriting right now
DIY’d or ChatGPT’d your copy, and even though it’s fine, you’re worried it’s not good enough to convert and you want to be 100% sure before you hit publish
Already have a site, but it’s not doing what you want it to (i.e bringing soulmate leads or booking your calendar out) and you need someone to help you figure out, specifically, what’s missing
Are a good writer (just not a COPY writer) and you want copy that converts and makes you money, instead of just making you sound good.
Meet Your Reviewer
Hi, I’m Elle, and because I’m a girl’s girl, I’m not going to let you settle for an “ok” website.
Not when you deserve one that both you and your audience are obsessed with.
As a business owner, after years of writing website copy for both small and huge brands, I can promise you two things:
You 100% do need a great site (not a “just fine” one).
Not knowing what to do next as a business owner sucks.
I totally get how it feels to not be able to afford what you really want, or constantly googling your way through someone else’s zone of genius, trying to DIY something and knowing you’re out of your depth.
And you know what? I don’t want you to feel that way — and I don’t think you have to.
Which is why I created the Lipstick Offer and the Rouge Review — it’s the perfect middle ground between wanting an expert to tell you what to do next and an affordable DIY option that lets you stay in control of your business and understand the “why.”
And in this audit, that’s exactly what you’ll get.
A collaborative 90-minute walkthrough from me (little miss website expert!) who can help you go from “meh” site to “magic,” fast, easily, and with a total breakdown of the why, the how, and the what.
let me guess, you’re thinking
“Ok – But What If…?”
Everyone’s a skeptic – as you should be in an online world. So if you’re wondering if this will actually work for you and your site…
The Rouge Review is right for you, even if you:
You have had audits in the past, and haven’t loved them, like Laurence:
You’re a little bit of a control freak and you HATE the idea of handing your business off to someone else, like Francesca:
That Finished Website You’ve Been Trying To Write For The Last 3 Months? It’s On The Other Side Of A 90 Minute Recording.
It’s time for you to check ‘finish website’ off your to-do list, for the last time.
Book your audit, actually know what to do next, and finally finish (and publish) that dream website.
“Working With Elle Was An Absolute Dream.”
“From the start, she brought a level of attentiveness and care that made all the difference.
Before even touching a word, she dove deep, conducting thoughtful interviews, researching our audience, and building a strategic foundation that grounded the entire Freelancing Females website and FF 2.0 launch. Her copy didn’t just sound good — it reflected the community and vision.
She’s the kind of copywriter who doesn’t just write — she listens, thinks, and brings big-picture strategy to every sentence.”
— Tia, Founder of Freelancing Females
